Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
It makes it sound like a porn video title. Like, “BRUNETTE PANSEXUAL [insert sex act here]”. That’s the only time I ever see someone mention someone’s hair color as if it’s important in the title of anything.
So not to be accusing Fox News of subtly objectifying her, but I’m accusing Fox News of subtly objectifying her.